firstkxng:

“Have you looked at yourself lately, Ryan? Or any of the others? Everyone is super fucking hot. And I know that. But there’s a big gap between me and you”, Geoff replies, shrugging.

“Big gap?” Ryan raised a brow. “Like, distance wise, or..?” He smiled at Geoff, “Because if that’s the case—”
Scooting closer to him, Ryan wrapped an arm around his shoulder and gave him a friendly pat.
“The only reason I stand where I stand, Geoff, is so I don’t get in your space.”

firstkxng:

“You know, I have a lot of attractive employees…

I wonder what that’s like”.

Ryan laughed, shaking his head. "Geoff, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I know for a fact you’re a good-looking guy.”

wingshead:

silliestofnugs, cuteryan

❝   fake ah crew, huh?
         where’s the rest of your gang?❞

huskylindsaytuggey:

 ”Ryan, the question is can I do it more?” 

“I mean, it is quite possible that you can do it more, yes– ’But at what costs?’ is something you’re going to have to ask yourself when you’ve officially pissed me off. Which you’re extremely close to doing.”

“Could you maybe.. not?”

edgxrhxywood:

                           “Did you just pick your nose?”

          “I want to say no?”

cuteryan-blog

hotlikealazer:

[txt] dmo you think that if the edn ohf harry potter were differejnt, thvis gpenreaoitn of adults would be supoer fuckde uxp 
[txt] like yif harry pottre justt fuckin died at the end, wuodl they have issues aand our counryt woulwd go to shit because j.k. rowling fucked them over

[text] what the hell are u even talking about Geoff

ahmichaelxjones:

“All fine and well. Have a particular place in mind? Will we spoon or shower afterwards?”

“How about Geoff’s desk and then.. Shower? I’m willing to mix it up a little bit.”

charminglindsay:

“Achievement hunter bathroom, right now.”

“Oh, it is so on, Lindsay.”

theraynarvaezjr-rp:

“Hmm… sounds like a challenge. Or are you just trying to get rid of the ones shoved up your ass?”

“I don’t know, are you saying you wanna see what an asshole tastes like? Because that’s taking self discovery to a whole new level, man.”