itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

saved as: #things about ryan #things ryan says
    *looks at clock*
  • Me: Crap. I have to be somewhere in six hours. Time to start psyching myself up.
saved as: #things about ryan

secret-gavin:

I bet Ryan Haywood can tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue

saved as: #that is very plausible #things about Ryan

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

saved as: #things about ryan

dickploma:

i love when people have tattoo

arm tattoo

neck tattoo

thank u (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

saved as: #things about Ryan #Boss Man

juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

saved as: #things about Ryan

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

saved as: #things about Ryan